Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu
Prime Minister • Online • Definitely Not In Court
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📋 BIBI'S TO-DO LIST
Last updated: This morning
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✅ Cancel elections (again)
✅ Order more tanks
⬜ Invade Gaza
⬜ Invade Lebanon
⬜ Invade Iran (maybe?)
⬜ Call Trump back (he's called 12 times)
⬜ Clear browser history
⬜ Check on court cases... ugh
✅ Blame the left
⬜ Buy more ice cream for Sara
⬜ Lower taxes for the rich
✅ Raise taxes for everyone else
⬜ Check $anyahu.net price
⬜ Send Mossad the "special" instructions
✅ Deny everything on Channel 12
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From
Subject
Date
Donald Trump
RE: Best Friends Forever!!!
Today
Mossad HQ
🔒 CLASSIFIED: Weekly Update
Today
Jeffrey Epstein
RE: Island Party - You're Invited!
2019
Joe Biden
Please stop calling me
Yesterday
Vladimir Putin
Chess game Saturday?
03/01
Amazon
Your ice cream order shipped!
02/01
מאת: Donald Trump <don@maga.gov>
אל: ben@anyahu.net
נושא: RE: Best Friends Forever!!!
Bibi!!!
You're the BEST. The GREATEST leader. Many people are saying it.
I love Israel, beautiful country, the best. We're going to do
TREMENDOUS things together. HUGE.
Let's call soon. Maybe we do a deal? The BEST deal. Everyone
will say "wow, what a deal."
Miss you buddy! 🇮🇱🇺🇸
Your friend,
The Donald
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Me & Donald - White House 2024
"Best friends forever!"
"Best friends forever!"
Me & Joe - Tel Aviv 2023
"50 years of friendship"
"50 years of friendship"
Me & Obama - 2016
"I lectured him good"
"I lectured him good"
Congress Speech 2015
"Standing ovations for days"
"Standing ovations for days"
Me & Sheldon Adelson
"My favorite donor"
"My favorite donor"
Island Vacation 2015
"DELETE THIS"
"DELETE THIS"
Me & Elon - Tesla Factory
"He gets it"
"He gets it"
Me & Jared Kushner
"Family business"
"Family business"
⚠️ WARNING: CLASSIFIED - FOR BIBI'S EYES ONLY ⚠️
flight_log_excerpt_2006.pdf
guest_list_little_st_james.xlsx
black_book_contacts.pdf
compromising_photos_folder/
security_cam_footage_aug2015.mp4
DOJ_investigation_notes.docx
email_backup_2003-2019.pst
IMPORTANT_leverage_list.txt
Note to self: Jeff said these would be "insurance" 🤫
Remember: He didn't kill himself!
Remember: He didn't kill himself!
world_domination_plan.docx
politicians_to_bribe.xlsx
epstein_island_recordings.mp3
plan_B_if_trial_fails.pdf
selfie_with_putin.jpg
how_to_lie_on_tv.pptx
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